Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Not So Xmas Movies


As the last week of November dwindles to a close and everyone can start to think of turkey without a collective groan, so begins December and Christmas madness. There is nothing better than being able to relax for an hour or so with a holiday movie, as ABC Family will not let you forget. Instead of watching Elf or It's A Wonderful Life for the umpteenth time, I’ve gathered a list of not so typical holiday movies that are off the beaten track.These are not overtly Christmas-centric movies, which is why they often get nixed in favor of the aforementioned movies. However, this is what will make them more enjoyable.



1.     Ben-Hur (1925)      
Don’t laugh, its true. This epic does indeed contain an essential holiday scene, Christ’s Nativity in the prologue. Whether you choose to finish the rest of the 224 minutes is up to you.

Ben-Hur (1925)


2.     Big Business (1929)
Laurel & Hardy are door-to-door Christmas tree salesmen. Need I say more?

Big Business (1929)


3.     Pandora’s Box (1929)
It actually never occurred to me to put this on my list, until the 12 Days of Criterion Collection list. The sinister Christmas that meets our naive Lulu is best reserved for the week where you are about to explode if you get one more holiday savings email.

Pandora's Box (1929)


4.     Little Women (1933)
Sorry, but another Hepburn flick. I read this book in middle school, and found it absurd. Recently I caught the film on TCM and loved it- I was such a snob. 
Little Women (1933)


5.     The Thin Man (1934)
Speaking of cynicism, this classic was the first that came to mind as one of the most amusing holiday films. It also has one of the best holiday parties I have ever seen. Who wouldn’t want to work on a case of scotch with Nick & Nora?
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6.     The Holiday (1938)
I don’t need to remind you what an amazing comedic act Hepburn and Grant form, this movie does not disappoint. Lesser known than their other on-screen pairings, this has become a personal favorite of mine.
The Holiday (1938)


7.     Citizen Kane (1941)
If I have to tell you why this film is on here, I have one word for you: “rosebud.”

Citizen Kane (1941)


8.     Since You Went Away (1944)
This WW2 drama covers the homefront, as a family deals with their father leaving for the war and culminates on Christmas Eve.

Since You Went Away (1944)


9.     A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (1945)
Whenever someone recommends a book, I don’t care what their interests are or if they consider themselves beyond this, I recommend this book. The pivotal Christmas tree-throwing scene is both a sad depiction of life in the Brooklyn tenements for children, but also a bittersweet reminder of the one moment that can make a lifetime memory for a kid.

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (1945)


10. Lady in the Lake (1947)
All my fellow noir enthusiasts rejoice.

Lady in the Lake (1947)


11. In the Good Old Summertime (1949)
I know, misnomer. This film doesn't just revolve around the summertime. It actually includes several holiday scenes and the aptly titled “Merry Christmas” song.

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12. Night of the Hunter (1955)
Another all time favorite, and lesser-known vehicle. A psychopath posing as a "man of god" plagues the lives of two young children, whose harrowing deliverance ends with a pivotal Christmas scene and their savvy savior, Lillian Gish.

Night of the Hunter (1955)


13. Psycho (1960)
I know, right? This one is a bit of a stretch, but according to Wikipedia and reaffirmed by my recent viewing, it is there. In the very beginning of the movie as Janet Leigh drives through a small town, Christmas decorations can be seen. Making this movie even more Hitchcock that I had been let on to believe.

Psycho (1960)


14. The Lion in Winter (1968)
Yet another Hepburn flick, this movie is so powerful. Taking you way back to the Christmas of 1183. Good times to be had!
The Lion in Winter (1968)


15. Yours, Mine & Ours (1968)
For all those who have seen this original classic, I know you get it. Whoever had the misfortune of seeing the remake in 2005, I’m sorry. This family film, depicts the chaos of Christmas morning in a household with 19 children.
Yours, Mine & Ours (1968)



16. The Godfather (1972)
An all-time favorite, and perhaps another excuse to watch this.
The Godfather (1972)


17. Annie Hall (1977)
I had to. I love Woody Allen, that oddball.

Annie Hall (1977)

18. Diner (1982)
A group of childhood friends reunite for the holidays in their old stomping ground of Baltimore . . . in a diner.

Diner (1982)

19. Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life (1983)
If you haven’t seen this movie yet, then you are probably still at a loss for what the meaning of life is. In the latter stage of a man’s life, heaven is conceived of as a place of perpetual Christmas. Rejoice all you Vegas lounge act fans, you’ll enjoy this phase.  

Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (1983)


20. Gremlins (1984)
I know, why is this on a Christmas movie list and not a Halloween list? This whole fiasco starts when el jeffe Gremlin is given as a Christmas present. I hope no one gets a Furby this year . . .

Gremlins (1984)


21. Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Kubrick brings us a fine holiday tune, as a drill instructor leads a riveting chorus on Christmas Day of “Happy Birthday” to Jesus, brought to you by the Marine recruits at boot camp.

Full Metal Jacket (1987)


22. Jaws: the Revenge (1987)
This year, your family will probably express their deep appreciation for you as everyone gathers around the fire while sipping hot cocoa, and then you suggest this holiday classic. You’re welcome.

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

23. Die Hard 1 & 2 (1988,1990)
If I had a nickel for Everytime Bruce Willis has to fight terrorists on Christmas Eve . 
. .
Die Hard (1988)


24. Edward Scissorhands (1990)
I recently showed this film to my little brother. At first, he was really freaked out like most who are not quite aware what Tim Burton’s deal is. Then, he was hooked. The closing scene of this movie is one of his best, he’s really just a big softie underneath those crazy purple glasses.

Edward Scissorhands (1990)


25. Howard’s End (1992)
Having read this for a British lit. class, I had no idea that it was a movie. However, Criterion has picked up the much-lauded film that includes a decadent shopping trip through turn-of-the-century Britain with Vanessa Redgrave and Emma Thompson.  

Howard's End (1992)


26. Rushmore (1998)
Wes Anderson is a sucker for Christmas. If you ever seen one of his films, you would know that he always happens to sneak it in. Also, if you know anyone who hasn't seen this, this gives you an excuse to make them watch it.

Rushmore (1998)

27. Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Once again, its right around Christmas time that Kubrick takes us into the sexual odyssey of Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise. Too close for comfort?

Eyes Wide Shut (1999)


28. American Psycho (2000)
Again, sorry. Our American Psycho, Christian Bale, takes a break from his serial killer duties to attend his fiancées Christmas party.

American Psycho (2000)


29. Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001)
Again, I had to. For as many people who mock these movies/books as the quintessential “chick flick,” they are more than that. I couldn’t tell you how badly I relate to Jones at her parents holiday party trying to act chic while donning a most unattractive Christmas sweater that her mother picked out for her. It's a match made in sweater hell.

Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)


Wednesday, November 21, 2012

"All trials are trials for one's life, just as all sentences are sentences of death 

Society, as we have constituted it, will have no place for me, has none to offer"